Hubby was getting into bed the other night, complaining it was too cold in the house. “Poooooooky it’s cold in here!”
I told him, “Well honey, you need to get some fat on you and then you won’t be cold any longer.”
To which he responded, “Oh, is that a proposition?”
In the immortal words of Ralph Kramden: Straight to the moon!
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Tamona says
ROFLMBO!!! Mr. Entitled is freaking priceless! I love that guy. Now when you punch him in the kisser, call him meathead so that all my nostalgia hits me at once LOL!
Ann says
LOL Yeah he’s a winner all right.
Ann
Stephanie B says
LMAO!!!! I had to read it twice for it to sink in and then I literally snorted with laughter. Oh that Hubby, ever the charmer.
Ann says
Yup, that’s my Hubby… a real charmer *sigh*
Ann
Stephanie B says
I read this to my husband and he said “I guess he is going to be cold a few more nights” lol
Ann says
LOL The other day he ran into bed and he was like an icicle. I swear he stood outside for 10 minutes before coming to bed.
He jumps in bed and immediately snuggled up to me.
After he peeled me off the ceiling, he proceeded to stick his freezing cold feet against my feet again. Let’s just say I am getting tired of this bedtime routine. I am gonna break out the electric blanket just for him.
Ann
Stephanie B says
He is lucky he was still conscious after that stunt!! LOL
Marie says
OMG! Why isn’t he sleeping on the couch? LOL. That not only would teach him, but give him some other place to warm his feet.
Ann says
LOL Marie! Next time…
Ann
Patti says
What a guy! I had to read it 2x’s too. Thought I couldn’t possibly be reading it right.
Ann says
LOL I thought I didn’t hear it right – expect that Hubby was laughing his head off. He really finds himself amusing.
That makes one of us.
Ann